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and how never?
e come mai?
Inserito: il 01-03-10 alle 14:19
Blow a horn like a babboon
Trombare come un babbuino
Inserito: il 11-12-09 alle 6:05
Now are sour Dicks!
Ora sono Cazzi amari!
Inserito: il 11-12-09 alle 6:04
Trumphet that dumpling!
Tromba quella gnocca!
Inserito: il 11-12-09 alle 6:03
My balls are turned upside down
Mi girano le palle
Inserito: il 11-12-09 alle 6:03
Please Give an eye inside
Perfavor dai occhio dentro
Inserito: il 28-11-09 alle 15:44
Dear Sirs hi We stay in contacts some time ago, we are videoproducers ,model agency based in Bratislava,Slovakia. Just last year we had opened one branch in baltic states : Lithuania,Lettonia,Estonia, where just now its open all market in this sector. For end February 2010,we will want to organize second Erotica fair and exhibition in Vilnius,Lithuania, where the market its open. Last edition 20.000 visitors. Possible open new sexy shops ,especially in big commercial center. In fact all baltic states are called " the baltic tigers", the economic up every year,Vilnius is also european culture capital this year. If your company must to present lingerie, boots,toys, sadomaso equipment,or similar we are able to give you about 5-10 models can to show to potential customers in trade zone your items regulary . The promotional offer, its that we will give you one stand full equipment, with chairs,table etc. for 500e, and half of this price you can to pay in your goods from your catalogues at distributor prices.If you want more space ask us. Another,if you need one hostess inside stand, cost 150e from 14.00 to 02.00 in the night she can to translate in lt-lv-ru-gb too. If you want more space ask us. Also we are able to give the reprensetive for your company. if you don t want to participate but like to be present, who reprensetive you,take orders,business card from all trade people that we meet for this fair. We sent invitations of all trader countries,around , also in LV-EE-PL-BIEL-RU. Available sponsorship for all event, put logo in posters, radio and tv reklama, ask for costs. Another,its possible to have models that go around in the city and inside erotica festical with t shirt with your logo-just 150e for all erotica day. If you are also video-producers, and what put casting, in same time of fair its to possible to meet new girls and boys that want to enter in the industry . We organize models contest too. We invite also professional models, Also can to stay in your stand for sign autographed, promuote your items ,etc. For shooting video we are able to find appartments,castle, villas,also one ex-prison russian old time,cottage near lake, etc. Also,we have about 100 scenes of our video-shooting can we give to you for your website,vod,dvd rights,etc. If interessing for you we sell one scene all rights for your country for just 500e. We can to send covers of all our titles. Just now we building our website for to present official this fair, if you want only logo on website,cost is 250e, if you take also stand is free.Need only 100e in advance for to reserve place. If your company want to be our main sponsor, contact us. Your company will be present in all posters, magazines advertising, journals,business card, website,depliants that we distribuite in all the country. For more info, etc. contacts us at this e-mail : xxxYYYY@hotmail.com best regards Giuseppe BXXXXX editor Bratislava, 20.11.09
Lettera trovata nel mio spam in Perfetto Inglese Maccheronico.
Inserito: il 20-11-09 alle 7:22
God makes them and them he couple them
Dio li fa e poi li accoppia
Inserito: il 08-11-09 alle 15:17
Yes for Force
Si per Forza
Inserito: il 06-11-09 alle 9:39
Saint John doesn´t make a trick
San giuan fa minga ingann ( dal milanese)
Inserito: il 26-10-09 alle 13:10
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